if you keep up with comments on my blog, you will notice my mom likes to add her 2 cents. she told a very nice young lobster-man the she was "disappointed in him" for complimenting me on my fancy new bangs. what mom does that? so when i finally get arrested for doing something terrible (and you know i will) the judge will give me a lenient sentence just because my mom is such a meanie!
lyrics of the day: "is it any wonder i'm not a criminal? is it any wonder i'm not in jail?" (styx)
styx, now there was a rock band! i think all my friends know the infamous "mr. roboto" modern dance recital story. let's just say i can't hear that song without breaking out in a sweat. it's like a vietnam flash back, only it involves a lavendar leotard. the horror!!! oh god, the horror!!!
ok, now for some thoughts on tv: jenna elfman is unpleasant. the olympics are dumb. battlestar galactica kicks ass and is the first show on sci-fi i have ever liked. other boys have tried, but matt is the only 1 to find a sci-fi show i could love. of course i love it because it's dark and twisted. they force robots to have abortions!!!
ok, time to get shit ready for work and then go to bed early. the photo i am using for this post is bad. makes me feel dirty just looking at it....
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And for the record, Styx was ridiculous. Dennis DeWitt is a pissy-pants, crybaby, asshole and makes me want to kick him right in his permullet.
And finally, I would pay you $50 to see you publicly dance the Mr. Roboto in a purple leotard...and I might be inclined to raise the anty with a pot of chicken and dumplings if you add the fairy wings and pink wig.
HEY RRRRRUUUUSSSSSEEEEELLLLLL!!!!! How you be?
ok russell & sladj, do you remember bob bundy's rendition of "cat's in the cradle"? he was dreamy!
and keith, i mean mags, find out the name of that show!
mom- i have 9 chairs and everyone loves my bangs.
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC)
Airs Thursday 9:00 p.m./Spike TV
Japanese import pitting two teams against one another in a variety of hideous physical challenges stunts. Dirty English voice overs that have nothing to do with the original Japanese text. Hosted by two Asian men named "Vic Romano" and "Kenny Blankenship", both dressed in ridiculous ethnic costumes and wigs. Other regulars are announcer Guy LaDouche and Captain Tenneal.
Possibly the most ridiculous show I've ever seen. Nothing beat the guy that fell off the pole vault and planted himself head first into a 12 inch pool of mud. It was perfectly hideous. Then there was the little Japanese lady who was supposed to try to catch a volley ball that had been launched out of a device not unlike a cannon, all the while wallowing in the same mud...ball hit her square in the gob at about 100 mph and knocked her over like a redwood. And they showed the replay over and over and over....
Yea. We're talkin' serious, high-falootin', edumuhcated teliovision here, folks.