short bus cartel in the house!!!
(chris, me and zak. craig not pictured. it's ok, he's an asshole and you don't need to see him. ha ha ha!)

these are some of my work pals. i was thinking today how we love to fight all day. play fight. basically annoy the crap out of each other and laugh all day. my family and friends are the same. we just love to upset each other. play crazy tricks, say inappropriate things. here's a list of some random horrible things we've done:

zak likes to announce when he's going to the bathroom to "drop the cosby kids off at the pool." i pretended i was going to hug my boss because i know he hates it. i arrived at work this morning and announced to chris i would be touching his deformed ear (i think it's cute) and by noon i had touched it. i am now blogging about said ear, only sure to upset him more. my friend rachel is afraid of whales and we continually give her xmas gifts like whale calendars, whale mugs. i call my mom and make her watch sad country videos that i know will make her cry. my mom calls me to make me watch horrible medical documentaries because she knows they will make me sick. rach & i once almost gave david a heart attack by placing a fake crow outside the window. he screamed "aye! shoo bird!" and clapped his hands at it, trying to scare it away. i spent $5 on stuffed bunnies to hide all over jon's desk because he hates bunnies. my former officemate (and current friend) spent the last 2 years picking up my coffee every morning to smell it, which made me crazy. my sister hates having her photo taken, so i've started taking "paparazzi" shots of her as she's getting out of her car or carrying groceries in. david once took my pic into photoshop, and turned me into a black infant in a bonnet. david lived in the apartment on the other side of my wall. he got upset that i wouldn't talk on the phone one night, so decided to record himself yelling at me to pick up the phone, then play it back full volume with the speakers aimed at my wall. i was so scared i collapsed. GOOD TIMES!!!