October 15, 2009

i never saw such a bunch of apple eaters....



me: this apple i am eating is really loud, isn't it?

me: i'm going to go from "the girl who types hard" to "the loud apple eating girl"!

coworker: I can't hear it.

me: (takes an exagerated bite of the apple in coworkers direction, laughs and chokes)

coworker: i heard it that time

me: ah, i shouldn't have done that. i'll be known as "the girl who died eating her apple in a sarcastic manner"


which reminds me of my favorite j.d. salinger short story, "teddy" and the quote i love:


"You know that apple Adam ate in the Garden of Eden, referred to in the Bible?....You know what was in that apple? Logic. Logic and intellectual stuff. That was all that was in it. So - this is my point - what you have to do is vomit it up if you want to see things as they really are....The trouble is...most people don't want to see things the way they are. They don't even want to stop getting born and dying all the time....I never saw such a bunch of apple-eaters."

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